" i wanna be last, yeah, baby let me be your, let me be your last first kiss. "
hello everyone. um, this obviously isn't the chico, zayn, but it's someone else. i'm a mystery. ;o well okay, i'm not a mystery, bc zayn obviously knows i'm hacking him. but.. okay what am i saying? you will nevah know who i am. or maybe you will. idek. guuuuuuuuess who you think i may be. c: idek don't judge i'm weird / bored.
oh also, if you're not already, you should message zayn, because even tho he is evil, watches middle age men in the shower, cheated on megan fox with rachel tice, eats kittens for fun, steals food off little babies, once punched an old pensioner in the face and wants to have a threesome with pitbull and will.i.am. . . he is actually a nice guy, he's very very funny, and he'll make you laugh, loads. he's an amazing guy, and you'll love my papi as much as i love him, so you should definitely message him. like now. well.. idek about now because he's not online. but. actually no message him now. idek i'm confused.
oh and chicas, zayn is happy with his emily :) so hop off the d, lmao. oh gawd, yes i just said that. but nah, they're happy together, don't try and ruin that. they've got love. :)
i'll leave you with this. ~
dayum boy ;)
~ you know you love me,
x o x o
gossip girl (notreallybutguesswhoiam)